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Subject: Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,

I'm a Vegetarian,

NASCAR Sucks,

Go Yankees!

Smoking is for Idiots,

Hillary in 2008,

Deer Hunting is Murder

and, I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

 

 

 

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